It’s an NES controller. It’s a coffee table. It’s an NES CONTROLLER COFFEE TABLE!
If you still have your NES and a compatible TV, then you need this table. It’s a fully-functional NES controller that requires two players and both hands to power; then, put the glass top back on, and it’s a quality coffee table handcrafted from maple, mahogany, and walnut. This is gorgeous from basically every perspective. Huge props to the crafty nerds out there who use their obsessive energy to create things longer than 140 characters.